Your Facebook updates make you extra douche.

I am so sick of the self-taken photograph's people keep posting on their FB updates! I mean I can totally understand if your having some serious attention dephrevation issues but.. no wait I can't understand! You're an ass. And you continue to keep making an ass of yourself, publically none the less. There are a few exceptions; you just had plastic surgery and they botched your face job, you just put another hole in your head and you want your friends to make fun of you, you got in a fight and you're sharing your battle scars etc. Things actually worth looking at. Lets be honest, no one really wants to see you doing another douchey pose in front of the bathroom mirror. Their might be the occasional on-looker who for some odd reason wants to take a closer look at your doucheyness, but for the most part it gets old. I know what you're thinking, "why don't you just block the postings?" Well I would but honestly, your doucheyness astonishes me. It's like a guilty pleasure or something. I guess I wanna see just how far and how long your doucheyness will go. I'm a prick by nature so I suppose it's a match made in heaven. Your pictures are mere opportunities to say something clever and demeaning. So we're even, your a douche and i'm a dick.