Please try and moderate your perversion.

I work in a hardware store and we sell filters for household appliances like coffee makers, microwaves, air conditioners and so on. But unfortunately, we do not sell filters for a dirty mind. I mean sure everyone has a naughty thought they like to share from time to time but most professionals know the limits. Most. There are those who just don't seem to have any filter at all. It is always amazing when a "grown-up" crosses a line they know they shouldn't be crossing. For some, after repeated offenses it's no surprise at all. Personally, I absolutely love walking right along the edge and throwing in a few really racy balancing acts along the way. Let's face it, work can be rather boring without some taboo being tossed around. It really only becomes an issue in the truly unsure moments of a forbidden conversation. Such as, when your slightly less than professional HR representative is involved in the fun, or when you weren't necessarily invited into the conversation to begin with.

Being perverted can be done in a semi-classy manner. It's true I swear. Just think about it.. When you and a coworker are yet again indulging in another fun-loving freaky deaky convo and it ends with no write ups from management, no calls to the HR's office, and no feelings hurt at all, then it's a success! All parties involved are in agreement and work is yet again tolerable. I'm not saying it's right or that it should be encouraged. I'm merely just admitting that I see it happen everyday. If you choose to participate in such endeavors please please please moderate your perversions. As a person of good humor and a fan of dirty jokes, I love the racy stuff, but I also know when a good joke is ruined. Choose your stories carefully and manage your comedic timing. We (as in the people enjoying the naughtiness) would appreciate some self control when you decide to jump in. You dirty fucker!